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Posted on 01 February 2016 |
by Agent Hollybeth Plowman
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By Bohemia Agent Hollybeth Plowman

adele-rental agentHello, It’s me

I was wondering if I could get the keys to apartment three

To show, the vacancy

They say the super will have to show ya

But I ain’t heard anything

 

Hello, Can you hear me?

I’m in the lobby waiting and you’re not answering

When we were earlier and here

I forgot what time you told us to come back to this building

 

There’s such communication difference

And so little time

 

Hello from the agents’ side

I must have called a thousand times

To tell you I’m waiting for you to open the door

But when I call you don't answer, pick up your phone

Hello from the agents’ side

I don’t think I have a lot of time

Clients have to move before 5 o’clock

But it don’t matter to you because your voicemails not on anymore

 

Hello, How are you?

The Brokerage has no keys I’m begging you to show this vacancy

I hope that you live here

I never found your apartment or the laundry that’s listed right on here

 

And it’s no secret to know that

This deal is botched!

 

Hello from the agents’ side

I must have called a thousand times

To tell you I’m waiting for someone to open the door

But when I call you don't answer, pick up your phone

Hello from the agents’ side

I don’t think I have a lot of time

They have to move tomorrow before 5 o’clock

But It don’t matter to you because your voicemails not on anymore


Agent Hollybeth Plowman

About Hollybeth Plowman

Since moving to NY ten years ago to pursue her dream of working in the TV/film industry, Hollybeth has lived all over, calling all five boroughs home.

Agent Hollybeth Plowman

About Hollybeth Plowman

Since moving to NY ten years ago to pursue her dream of working in the TV/film industry, Hollybeth has lived all over, calling all five boroughs home.